How To Get Emotional With Women Without Being a Wuss
However, it is mighty useful to emulate the same playful spirit in a conversation. If you’re at a bar, try something like, “If that band plays any worse, I’m going to have musical PTSD before I get home tonight.”
Or if you’re at your local coffee grind, say, “Hey, you might wanna skip that espresso. I had one last week and I’m still feeling the effects…don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
But that’s just one half of being funny – the other part is making fun of her.
That’s right, you shouldn’t be afraid to push the envelope a little with a woman. Again, it takes a little finesse to pull this off (i.e. playful teasing without being offensive), but there is a huge reward to making her laugh this way.
The first step is to find something “safe” or inconsequential about her to make fun of.
Maybe her funky-looking bracelet has faux spikes on them; pretend to be scared that she’ll take your eye out if she isn’t careful. Or you can pretend to misunderstand something about her and keep teasing her about it.
One guy I know had fun with an indie chick at a record store. He pretended not to see the irony behind the huge image of an M16 emblazoned across her mock vintage shirt:
“I’d really like to keep asking for your advice on which Arcade Fire album I should try first, but I’m worried you might shoot me if I annoy you too much.”
So, creativity lies in simply keeping your eyes peeled for “material” you can use for your humorous exploits. Just make sure not to wander into Mean Territory, like her looks, age or weight.
Some women don’t appreciate a crack about their fake tan any more than a guy being insulted for his receding hairline. Don’t get too personal.
Other than those danger zones, you’ll be well on your way to make a woman associate those pleasant emotions with YOU. And you didn’t even have to tell her how that one episode of Grey’s Anatomy moved you to tears.
Speaking of things that can emasculate you, there’s this silent killer called T-Bleed which literally robs you of your testosterone. Some guys are actually prone to losing enough of it until they’re basically too sterile to attract women.
Stay Alpha…
– Carlos Xuma
